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So...I Almost gave my husband beautiful hand painted stools to match the bistro table for our anniversary. The card said- Happy Anniver-so-sorry.The legs are being created by the wonderful fabulous Artists currently known as Bruce Perry. The table was such a hit I just had to try to get the stools done too. Unfortunately I didn't let Bruce in on it in time.
Well, that gives ya'll something to look forward to.
What? Oh, you noticed my southern drawl?
That would be because I am getting in the car right this very second to go visit my grandson in Dallas to celebrate his 2nd birthday!!! Yeeeeehhhhaaawww!